Yorkshiremen cannot break a promise. No-one knows why, but in any case, they promise very little and talk infrequently. The last known sighting of a talking Yorkshireman was in 1973, and made front page news as he cheerfully promised his aunt he'd pop by again soon. He was never seen again.

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