World War II


Had the Germans won the WWII, their surviving opponents were to be made to parade in women’s clothing singing "I'm a little teapot". This thought was considered preposterous by the British, who were in fact, preparing to surrender before the news broke.

Whereas the French, who had already given up, are quite happy to walk around in women's clothing singing "I'm a little teapot"

The Second World War began after Hitler had a dream that Winston Churchill had spurned an invitation to a birthday party. So vivid was the dream, that Hitler was certain that it must have some grounding in reality, and set about 'Learning Churchhill a comuppence'.

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