Wind doesn't actually exist as weather, it comes from wind turbines dotted all around the country. they were secretly erected over night during WW2 to aid our planes out to sea but somebody forgot to turn them off. They're directly responible for the leaning tower of Pisa and the annual death of 16,000 seagulls who think the blades would be a good area to nest.

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