Welshmen

When welcoming a Welshman into your home, you must hide anything rugby-like, as the Welsh are famously competitive, and will play rugby in your home.
In 2007, a welshman caused £13,000,000 damage to a council house worth £19,000, when he went barrelling through the house clutching a bloomer loaf.

Incidentally, the brain of a Welshman will instictively shut down to play an imaginary game of rugby whenever it is not in use. This is one of the causes for high domestic violence in Wales, but at least most of the injuries are sustained from legal tackles.

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