Wasps are the only insect capable of space-travel. Their conspicuous disappearance during the Winter months is due to them 'jetting off to the stars', to avoid both the cold weather and Christ's birthday. (Wasps are particularly opinionated, and find Jesus to be smug and overrated.)

Wasps are, however, prone to generating high amounts of pollution (emitted by their little jetpacks), which incidentally is the cause of the burning smell that hangs in the air during Winter.

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