Tomato Ketchup

Tomato Ketchup, also known as 'ketsup' to those dangerously close to the line between animal and vegetable, is made of 2350% tomato. While this may seem, and in fact, is impossible, the tomato has strange properties which factualise this process. One bottle of tomato ketchup contains roughly 2,452,097,812 tomatoes.

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