Toast is the only food scientifically proven to contain the precise amount of all vitamins, nutrients and proteins needed to sustain life indefinitely. A daily round consisting of 2 slices provides enough nutrition to keep the human body in peak physical condition.

The only reason world hunger has not been eradicated by utilizing the life giving properties of toast, is that the populations of most third world countries are not too keen on marmite.

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