The Ashes
The famous cricket trophy contains the cremated remains of W.G. Grace, arguably the greatest batsmen of all time.
Legend has it that the holder of the trophy is imbued with cricket super-powers.
If a greater batting legend were to emerge, he is to be cremated instantly, the remains of Grace disposed of, and replaced by the new ashes.
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