It is a mistake to trust anyone with perfectly straight teeth, as they are either a liar or not real. Some examples include Matthew Kelly, Tom Cruise, and any muppet with teeth.

It is impossible to tell the difference between liar and simple fake, partly due to the fact that the liars are so prolific in their lies.

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