Talking To Foreigners


If by chance you find yourself engaged in conversation with a foreigner who has not understood what you are dribbling on about, it is common courtesy to repeat your exact same words but in a voice precisely 7 times louder and with a sarcastic tone. This will ensure immediate comprehension.

Exagerated hand gestures unrelated to the subject you are talking about, will also aid Johnny foreigner to grasp your point.

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