Star Wars


As of January 2008, everyone in the world has now seen at least one Star Wars film. This incredible feat was almost entirely down to efforts by George Lucas, who has crusaded to set up flatscreen televisions in every materity ward in the world. Early in 2007, George broke record books by constructing the worlds largest television in an open-air showing of the 6 Star Wars films for Eskimos.

The last person on the planet to watch Star Wars was Edwin Sweetcorn of Warminster who "Thought it was a bit far-fetched". Ironically, Mr Sweetcorn died only days later, so it really didn't matter if he'd watched it or not.

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