Seals love cheese, but quickly become disorientated if no port accompanies the snack. Sealions on the other hand, become aggressive when approached with dairy based snacks. Hundreds of people die every year when proffering hors d'oeuvres to the lactose intolerant sealions, although feta is sometimes accepted.
Kraft Foods were sued for £300,000 in 1987 after several people died after emulating an animated advert using a sealion mascot.
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