Robert Mugabe


Robert Gabriel Mugabe, Prime Minister of Zimbabwe, has spent nearly US$1 trillion in government cash trying to capture the moon. The closest he's got so far is a giant ladder, and an oversized harpoon which crushed 30 people in neighboring Zambia when it was fired.

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