Hercules

by Soop 08 Apr 2008 08:28
Contrary to popular legend, Hercules actually performed 22 'labours', rather than the accepted 12. These were:

• Slay the Nemean Lion and bring back its hide.
• Slay the 9-headed Lernaean Hydra.
• Capture the Golden Stag of Artemis.
• Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
• Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
• Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
• Capture the Cretan Bull.
• Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
• Obtain the Girdle of the Amazon warrior queen Hippolyte.
• Obtain the Cattle of the Monster Geryon.
• Steal the Apples of the Hesperides, which were strictly guarded by a 100-headed dragon called Ladon.
• Capture Cerberus, the guardian dog of Hades, using no weapons and bring him back.
• Pat the head and rub the tummy, whilst saying the Greek alphabet backwards
• Make a 3 egg omelette without a spatula, cooker, frying pan or eggs
• Rollerskate the wrong way along the 'travelator' moving corridor at Heathrow Airport
• Smoke 463 cigarettes, without a break, lighting one off the other.
• Do some hard sums, without a calculator nor abacus
• Capture a duck and dress it as a matador
• Steal a Tamagochi from Toys 'R' Us, without the security guard seeing
• Complete the Dragonforce song on Guitar Hero 3, on expert, with an accuracy level of 90% or higher
• Stack 5 marbles on top of each other on a moving chariot
• Tear the yellow pages in half