Powdered Beef

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Climate change has unexpectedly brought prosperity to some equatorial regions. Rising temperatures have helped some of the poorest and hottest countries in the world to become top international exporters of powdered beef.

This in-demand ingredient is produced cheaply and efficiently by simply not giving cattle any water. Left for approximately a fortnight in the arrid, searing heat of the equatorial sun, a cow will neatly transform into a small hummock of delicious meaty dust.

Powdered beef is a popular ingredient in stews, pies and sorbets, and is heavily implemented in the unusual but extremely popular dish, Beef & Tangerine Iced Tea Humous Quiche Surprise รก la King. This dish is notorious for containing several thousand ingredients, many of them alive.

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