Pony Tails

When you see a man sporting a pony tail he is not doing so just out of a misguided fashion sense, he will be suffering from an incurable condition that affects an increasing number of males. Commonly known as "sticky hair", this affliction causes the hair to wrap itself around the persons head in a anaconda-like grip. In severe cases hair has been known to completely engulf the person causing suffocation and split ends.

The method of holding the hair at the rear of the head with a cord made from pony's tails (which has magnetic properties) is the only way to control this condition, unfortunately it also makes the them look a bit of a tit.

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