Penguins are not flightless birds as once thought. The sad truth is that they just find it very difficult to land with such small ice covered feet. The fear of such a humorous landing being posted on YouTube inflicts a strong psychosomatic response they don’t even get airborne. This is compounded by the fact that if such a video would surface they might lose their sponsorship deal with McVities chocolate biscuits who they view as the mighty overlord!
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