Peaches

If Peaches aren't picked they will continue to grow. There are reports of Peaches in Brazil that are so big they now have their own gravitational pull. Many people have been known to die through carelessness of Peach Pickers, who have missed a tasty peach on the tree. The last reported case of "Mass Peach Death" occurred in 1965 when a small village in Peru came to a fruity end. That Peach weighed in at 740 tonnes, and the farmer responsible had planted the tree at the top of a hill.

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