The average common or garden Parsnip can be used as an offensive weapon, and in the hands of a trained Ninja can even kill a fully grown human. There are conditions to this working of course, the subject being attacked needs to have a fear of Parsnips and be stood dangerously close to the edge of a cliff.

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