Norfolk Punch


People from Norfolk take great delight in telling outsiders the benefits of "Norfolk Punch" a delicious local beverage. It is however a ruse. When the hapless victim loudly orders a Norfolk punch, everyone within earshot will set about him. Over 3652 people died this way last year, which alone would make Norfolk the murder capital of England, if not for a curious bye-law which makes the practice legal.

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