Newspapers are a concept, and as such can only exist in theory. Any newspaper would immediately become obsolete at the moment of purchase, necessitating the changing of the name to 'oldspaper'.

The same is true of news in general, because as soon as more than 3 people know something, it is no longer news, but rather, fact.

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