Neil Kinnock
Neil Kinnock is terrified of drainpipes after finding himself marooned after rescuing a cat. Kinnock, 78 spent several days on the roof where he became terrified of heights, drainpipes and cats. He believes that he could have been Prime Minister if not for his debilitating condition, and rarely ventures outside except to picket.
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