Neil Armstrong

Neil Armstrong, the first astronaut ever, revealed in his biography 'Moon on a stick' that he actually hated the moon. His motivation for becoming an astronaut was to give the moon "something to think about" in revenge for the unfortunate meteor attack which killed Armstrongs father. His ambition was fruitless however, when it turned out that the moon was far larger than he had anticipated.

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