Mr T


Mr T from televisions A-Team would always refuse to fly in any form of air travel. However, this was not because of any safety reservations, as he was well aware of the relative safety compared to other forms of travel. Mr T, a practical man, was lactose intolerant, and worried of the effects of the milk which the other cast members would drug him with.

Mr T is an expert in gorilla warfare, and has killed over 39 large apes.
The T in Mr T stands for telephone. Mr T once ran a successful telephony equipment retailer, and had his name changed for impact in television advertisements.
He is a keen musician, and can play 12 instruments at the same time.

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