Singer Morrisey is well known for his pacifist views extending to all forms of life (except plantlife). However it is possible for him to "accidentally" swing a bouqet of flowers into passing children, sometimes forcing them into nearby traffic.

Morrisey is also famous for his "meat is murder" slogan. Recently a hungarian businessman won the rights to Morriseys body after his death, and plans to mince it down and form it into special edition "Morrisey-burgers". The patties are expected to sell for a huge profit during the celebrations following Morriseys death. A-list celebrities such as Elton John have already reportedly put in sealed bids of an estimated £2m just for one patty.

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