George W Bush is turning to Mormonism in a bid to tackle climate change. In US studies, Mormons have consistantly come out top in recycling and have the lowest energy consumption per capita in the civilized world, barring the Amish, and no-one is sure whether or not they count as civilized. Bush aims to Mormonize 20% of the US by 2014.

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