Model Airplanes

Model airplanes are a product of the short-lived 1960s fad of aircraft clothing, before it became apparant that although the planes looked dashing in their billowing slacks, they sharply reduced aerodynamics.

It was also found that the number of instances of airplanes with eating disorders and habitual drug use increased. These model airplanes eventually shrunk, and were re-packaged as toys.

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