Michael Flatley

Famous hypochondriac, Michael Flatley (a disambiguation of philately) developed his famous Riverdance after he became briefly confused as to what kind of stamps he was collecting. After stamping on the floor, he found that there were many different kinds of foot-stamps, and that they could be combined into a bizarre 'dance'. He was so pleased, he changed his last name, albeit spelled incorrectly.

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