The higher up you are, the harder it becomes to consume snow without laughing. Conversely, the lower you are, the harder it becomes to contemplate Cauliflower without bursting into tears. This is a condition commonly found to affect miners, known as "Miners Melancholy", from where we get the general usage term "Melancholy" to mean "sad"

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