Mark B And Blade

A huge irony quake occurred when Blade of Mark B and Blade set off to a gig on his bicycle. Although he knew the route well, he was impared visually, when the lime he was attempting to peel squirted juice into his eye. As he was running late, instead of stopping, he continued, but was struck in the head by a newly placed sign.

Unforunately this injury prevented him from reaching his destination, and he was fired from the group (now Mark B and Mark F) shortly afterwards. This sent him over the edge into insanity, and he is now a petty criminal.

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