Madame Tussauds


The famous waxworks museum has struck a lucrative deal with celebrities in the past; upon the death of the star, they are stuffed and mounted and a wax likeness takes the bodies' place at the funeral. Celebrities known to have stuck the deal are: Ringo Star, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Michael Jackson, Beyonce, and Spiderman.

Occaisionally, someone can die in a manner unsuited to preservation (i.e. planecrash), but as the museum exists outside of time and space, this is easily overcome.

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