Linux

Linux is the term for a nerd who uses 'shell prompts' to talk to computers. Other nerds see this as something to aspire to, and will loudly proclaim themselves to be linoleum, however more often than not, they lack the necessary skills, and cheat by using a alternate form of Microsoft Windows such as Gnome or KDE.
True linux do not ever talk about computers, as they do not leave the house.

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