A new letter, Ж, is to be added to the alphabet between P and Q some time this September. The new letter is Cyrillic in Origin, and will simplify the English language for Poles, but is also analogue to a sound in Urdu.

The move will necessitate the re-printing of every piece of literature and the Internet.

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