Jesus
'Jesus' is the collective term for individual 'Jesii', which are a type of arthropod resembling a spider-mite. Jesii are less dense than water and excrete a potent fluid made from the concentrated waste of their staple diet - grapes. They usually form large colonies in a roughly humanoid configuration, and have a mating call very similar to human speech.
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