The Internet was invented by a cartographer named Ben, so that he could contact the police while his phone line was being used to call a smarmy man.

The main Internet is located in a large warehouse in Silicon Valley California, with smaller Internets located across the world, although mostly in America and England. Englands largest site is just outside Kent, and the Great British Library keeps a copy of the Internet in hard copy (printed out).

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