Honeymoon Testes

In Canada it is considered a great honour to recieve the 'honeymoon testes' of a newly married couple. Canadians breed only once, and then the males afterwards shave off their testes as a show of fidelity. These are then given as a pair to family or loved ones.
If the coupling does not result in pregnancy however, it is considered a portent of disaster, and the couple are banished into the wilderness.

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