High Wycombe

High Wycombe is the last place on earth. Additionally, people from High Wycombe have a misplaced superiority complex regarding people from Low Wycombe.

It is a little known fact that High Wycombe is, in fact, the highest point above sea level in the world.
This is because the sea level is 8850 metres lower here than anywhere else. Because of magnets.

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