Hearing Aids is a disease caused by the hearing virus. Symptoms include itching, foaming, deafness and rubbing.
To combat the effects of hearing aids, a tiny device (called a wurzel) is placed within the ear that issues a soothing voice, calming the sufferer. This device is sometimes mistakenly called a hearing aid.
Prior to this the only technology capable of easing these symptoms was shouting.
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