Gum Boots

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Gum boots boots are not waterproof. They give the illusion of dryness by the secretion of a psychoactive drug (derived from xanthan gum, hence the name) from the inner lining, making the wearer hallucinate and think they have dry feet. Because of this, several countries have banned them after millions of people developed trench foot, and an insatiable addiction to gum boots.

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