George Foreman

George Foreman claims that his new "George Foreman branding device" is so good, he puts his name on literally everything.

George Foreman, is in fact, one of four people by the name George who look exactly the same, and share a passion for boxing. The reason behind his success in boxing is almost certainly due to the equally skilled Georges Oneman, Twoman and Freeman, wearing down the opponent.

It is by this exact method that Fat-Reducin' is scientifically possible.

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