Fire is attracted to orphans, usually with disasterous consequences. Last year alone, 13,400 orphans were made homeless by fires, and 7 orphans were completely burned down.

The "Don't allow children to play with fire" campaigns of the 80s caused distress to fires, as they get bored very quickly.

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