Economic Downturn


Many people are tempted to hide from economic downturn under a table - thinking that the downturn will be unable to see, and thus target them. In fact, this is exactly where the downturn is.

The best advice is currently considered to be to hide in a tree, as they cannot climb well. If you can't climb a tree, run in a zig zag down a hill. Their front legs aren't designed for changing directions whilst running down hills.

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