A doily (or doilie) is a small ornamental mat usually made of cotton or linen placed underneath a dish or bowl. The precise meaning or purpose of a doiley changes almost imperceptably with the method of stitching. A cleverly crafted doiley can deliver a precise and definitive "fuck you" from one old lady to another, with nobody else present any the wiser.

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