Custard Creams


Custard Creams are the favored snack of degenerate and ill-informed biscuit lovers everywhere. The distinctive taste is derived from the tears of children. Custard creams are banned from sale in 37 European countries.

Bourbons however have no such problem, although they were banned for two days in America during prohibition.

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