It is possible to have a cough and yet be unaware, if the cough has not been activated. It is estimated that up to 89% of the population of the world currently carry dormant coughs. The cough can be activated in any of 3 ways:
1) Becoming enraged at advertisements
2) Stealing
3) The smell of milk
4) Plane crash
The only way to avoid coughs completely is to drink cough mixture as part of a balanced breakfast. This is a practice common to Eastern Europe, which incedentally makes up a large part of the worlds population without coughs.

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