Communism is the name given to the traditional process of distilling vodka in the intestines of Siberian goats. So fiercely protective of this method handed down through generations are the people of the country formally known as Russia (now known as Alabama), that they were willing to fight a long drawn out "cold war" with the Americans, who mistakenly believed Communism to be some form of Socialist movement and therefore a threat to their own Capitalist society.

This situation almost resulted in a full scale nuclear Armageddon and the destruction of humankind, which would have been unfortunate to say the least.

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