Cigarettes

It is possible to create your own cigarettes using the shredded bark of a tree soaked in camphor oil in place of tobacco. While this will be virtually indistinguishable from a real cigarette, it will have none of the associated health risks.

When tobacco crops are low, it is an accepted practice in the tobacco manufacturing industry to 'bulk-out' stocks, using the pubic trimmings of ginger people.

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