The Camomile is a breed of cat that lives on tea leaves. The cat instinctively knows which tea leaves are perfect to eat. Tea farmers exploit this by following the cat until it chooses a leaf. They then pick the leaf, and discourage the cat by harranguing it, and exiling it for a period of 3 months. After this time, the cat is returned and the process begins again. Because of the labour involved, "Camomile tea" tends to be exhorbitantly priced.

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