Bus Drivers


Bus drivers are inherently evil. Hand-picked from the most violent offenders the country has to offer, training for the job includes; kicking babies to death, gutting pensioners and immediately consuming their intestines, and knocking over disabled people and robbing them (often of essential apparatus such as wheelchairs or pacemakers). This is aside from the obvious things such as driving past people who want to ride the bus.

In addition, bus drivers, contrary to popular belief receive no money at all for their work, as it's completely voluntary. Therefore, they are doing you a massive favour when they let you ride their bus.

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