Boris Johnson


Boris Johnson is widely recognised as the most genetically perfect human being to have ever existed. He has endured a lifetime of fine cognac and panama cigars to achieve this status. His infallible ability to produce moistness in the loins of all females is also aided by the unique fashion that he wears his bicycle clips in.

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